After watching Fantastic Four in Gateway Mall (after spending 140 bucks on that movie) i feel obliged to write this entry.

It's cool to have super powers. It's cool to be able o stretch any part of your body (YES!! any part!!) like Mr. Fantastic, or have super strength like "The thing" although i wouldn't want to live the rest of my life without ears, Or create a super nova out of your body like "the human torch", or be like Jessica Alba, the super hero who's nose bleeds when she uses her powers... Well anyway after the movie we imagined that if we were exposed to radiation or someting of that sort what super powers would we have?

No need to wonder coz here comes the league of the extremely retarded super heroes!!

Abby Go as "DEDE GIRL" - she has the power to squirt deadly sour milk from her bossoms and leave blind any being who makes contact with her milk. Sometimes she uses her b**bs to seduce the enemy and later on drown them in milk.

Maiky as ......well you'd know already.. the "BANGAW GIRL / MANONG JOJO??" --- she has the ability to sprout 4 more additional legs and a pair of feelers. ( well those aren't exactly super powers) She can eliminate you with just her smell.(now that's power)

When "Bangaw girl and Dede Girl" combine their powers they form "White Bangaw" The flying bangaw with boobs. Yey. Free milk for everybody.

Arianne as " JESSICA ALBA'S SIDEKICK...THE VISIBLE GIRL!" - she doesn't need invisibility she just needs to beat you up!! wahahaha.

Twinkle as " THE ORACLE" - she has the power to answer all your Philo questions... Now that's the power that I want.

Perper as " MAMPHIBIAN" - both mammal and amphibian. he joins forces with "dede girl" using his mammary glands to spurt out fresh milk to feed the hungry babies out there. He can also eat bangaws.

RA as "STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE" - don't be fooled by his name coz one word out of his mouth is enough to shut up all the pek2x out there.(sorry for the bad word)

And As for me.. well they say I'm "TAE MAN" ---- i just lay around there not moving but keeping away the enemies from the territory.

And that's just some of the superheroes of the League of the superly retarded people.

More to come abangan.....

Here's the complete line-up of my profs for the first semester

Theo 131: Mr. M - Mr. M really likes to talk about masturbation. maybe that's why his name starts with the letter M. hmmm. or maybe he's just an old perverted theo teacher. There's not one session of class that he fails to insert his notions about masturbation. masturbation is not bad...it depends... on your conscience....hihi I sometimes get the feeling that he even enjoys mentioning the word all the time.

Philo 101: Mr. C- The only thing I can say is that I am not made for Philo. I don't know how to philosophize. I don't want to know about the truth and the infinite. I am a logical person. I don't play with words. Mr. C is a funny teacher but he never seems to interest me. I would often count the minutes before lunch time and think what I would be eating then.

CS 30 - Mr. S - S for singkit. Mr. S is a really lazy but good teacher... and he looks exactly like my classmate professor ex alyas "dede". Mr. S enjoys giving us free cuts whenever he feels like it. I couldn't even believe that we're already having our first major exam after just 2 meetings of lecture. Now that's something...uhh.. lazy. But then again I enjoy spending 1 and 1/2 hours in an air-conditioned room with free internet.

Histo 166- Mr. T or should I say Dr. T is the best teacher I have had so far. Not because he's Bicolano but because he makes history interesting. he jokes a lot but the downfall is he likes to have "markahang pagbibigkas" or "graded recitations".... every meeting. That's why i couldn't take down notes anymore because I would be busy reading ahead for i might be called next. noooooo...

Mkt 101 - Mr. L or Mr. Labi or Mr. 1/2 labi as the prof x would call him is an ok teacher for me. he gets a bit boring sometimes but I think he knows a lot. I hope he'd help us with our marketing project. And I hope we could transfer into an air-conditioned room. Coz we're so dugyot na after class in our "SOM" attire. And by the way. Bangaw likes to imagine kissing our mkt prof. hmmm and she uses dahon instead of modess hmmm. weird huh... and she's pre colonial also

*the real names of such persons are not revealed for anonimity(tama spelling) and for the fear that they might give me an F if they ever read this entry...

Well that's about it. I have a feeling that this would be a fun sem. especially with my dear teachers. bwahahaa.

till here for now.