After watching Fantastic Four in Gateway Mall (after spending 140 bucks on that movie) i feel obliged to write this entry. It's cool to have super powers. It's cool to be able o stretch any part of your body (YES!! any part!!) like Mr. Fantastic, or have super strength like "The thing" although i wouldn't want to live the rest of my life without ears, Or create a super nova out of your body like "the human torch", or be like Jessica Alba, the super hero who's nose bleeds when she uses her powers... Well anyway after the movie we imagined that if we were exposed to radiation or someting of that sort what super powers would we have? No need to wonder coz here comes the league of the extremely retarded super heroes!! Abby Go as "DEDE GIRL" - she has the power to squirt deadly sour milk from her bossoms and leave blind any being who makes contact with her milk. Sometimes she uses her b**bs to seduce the enemy and later on drown them in milk. Maiky as ......well you'd know already.. the "BANGAW GIRL / MANONG JOJO??" --- she has the ability to sprout 4 more additional legs and a pair of feelers. ( well those aren't exactly super powers) She can eliminate you with just her smell.(now that's power) When "Bangaw girl and Dede Girl" combine their powers they form "White Bangaw" The flying bangaw with boobs. Yey. Free milk for everybody. Arianne as " JESSICA ALBA'S SIDEKICK...THE VISIBLE GIRL!" - she doesn't need invisibility she just needs to beat you up!! wahahaha. Twinkle as " THE ORACLE" - she has the power to answer all your Philo questions... Now that's the power that I want. Perper as " MAMPHIBIAN" - both mammal and amphibian. he joins forces with "dede girl" using his mammary glands to spurt out fresh milk to feed the hungry babies out there. He can also eat bangaws. RA as "STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE" - don't be fooled by his name coz one word out of his mouth is enough to shut up all the pek2x out there.(sorry for the bad word) And As for me.. well they say I'm "TAE MAN" ---- i just lay around there not moving but keeping away the enemies from the territory. And that's just some of the superheroes of the League of the superly retarded people. More to come abangan..... |
hahahaha! sabi ko nga sa text ko sayo, hindi lang naman yun ang saysay mo eh. bukod sa pamatay mong baho, ang pagiging tae sa kalsada ay pagkakataon mong magkunwaring hindi super hero kaya pwede ka maging spy o kapag di ka napansin, bigla ka na lang aatake pag nakatalikod na ang kalaban. but wait! there's more! may choice ka... basa/matigas na tae! bahala ka na kung ano kailangan mo diba? hihihihihi! o di ka pa kuntento sa solid o liquid? cge, may power ka na rin maging gas (utot) since parehas naman yun galing sa pwet. wehehehehe. cute.